A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
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These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
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// I’m always shocked by women who look super different sans makeup//
sade:
Which is why most of the time I have minimal or no makeup on my face. I like to set the bar really low and then bring out the big guns on the rare occasiona to remind everyone that I’m a dime piece. Anyways I was watching this makeup tutorial on youtube and actually had to do a double take to make sure it was the same person.
Ah the magic of cosmetics amazes me daily. That’s why I got into the craft~
I can't quit you
